CONDOM Is Cheaper Then GUN !!!

Teacher: Why LOVE Is Better Then WAR?

Sardar: Madamji, Tusi Itna Bhi Nahi Jante,

Simple,B"cause

CONDOM Is Cheaper Then GUN !!!

"Nangi Hi Chali Aayi"

Dil Me Arman Tha Ki Uski Salwar Ka Naala Kholenge,
Uski Bra Ka Huk Kholege,
Uski Penti Ka Ilastik Khichenge,
Par Uski Bewafai To Dekho

"Nangi Hi Chali Aayi"

Faisla Aap Per Hai

Rs 1450: baby food
Rs 1000: doctor fee
Rs 950: medicine
Rs 800: toys
Rs 500: diapers
Rs 300:baby powder
total
Rs 5000


or

condom
Rs 5

faisla aap per hai

Na Ji Na

Sardar First Night Ko Poori Taqatse Wife Ko Fuck Karne Ki Koshish Ki, Lekin Naakam Raha,
Phir Wife Se Bola : Bahut Tite Hai, Am I The First Gay ??
Wife : Na Ji Na, Others Remove My Panty First !!

Naya "NOKARR"

Wife: Mummay Dabata Hay,Tangen Uthata Hay,Jhatkay Lagata Hay,
BOLO BOLO BOLO KON?
HSBAND: KON MAIN?
Wife Nahin Humara Naya "NOKARR"

"OH GOD, OH GOD"

Kid:
Dady k room se prayer ki awazein aa rhi theen
Mom:
Prayer krna to achi bat hai
Kid:
dady to chup thay unki secrtry chila rhi thee
"OH GOD, OH GOD"

10 Rs. ME CHACHI KI CHAAT LO:..

Chachi - Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge aur Rs.10 plate ke hisab se bechenge. Bhatija - Main board banwa dunga - "10 Rs. ME CHACHI KI CHAAT LO:..

BUS DRIVER

Bus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha tha
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia hota?
Bacha: BUS DRIVER!!

Smooking

Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!.

Girlfriend

A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. After a while they broke up and he wanted it back. The girl threw a pad at him and said. i"ll pay u back in monthly instalments.

Door Ganoon May 1 Basti Thee

Door ganoon may 1 basti thee,
jahan per randian basti thee,
unki gand my itni masti thee,
jitna dalo hansti thee, (end)

Meri Phulan Wali Kurti

Usy kha tha 1 meter kapra zeyada le lo

"Faraz"

ab kehti ha meri phulan wali kurti hoi wakhian to tang way...

Doodh Wala

Sardar doodh waly se; kal kyu nhi aye thy?

Doodh wala; Apki bhabhi beemar thi.

Sardar; OO YAR BHEENS KA DOODH HI LE ATA!!!

Sardar 2 His Friend

Sardar 2 his friend,I kiss my wife everyday b4 I go 2 office, & u..?
Friend:I kiss after u go 2 office..
Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st

Calcium Kis Doodh Mein Hota Hai?

Teacher: sab se zada Calcium kis Doodh mein hota hai?
Boy: 18 saal ki lerki mein cos us pe moun maro tou jism k un hissoun mein b jaan a jati hai jahan HADDI nahi hoti

Load Sheding

Load sheding in Pakistan
mil gaya !
mil gaya !
mil gaya !
loadsheding ka soloution mil gaya ..
TOUCH CONDOM kay 2 khali wraper se jeetain generator
chudai lagaow bijli paow…………….

Gulab K Phool

Boy:phool ho gulab ka jisme kaantay na houn. ladki ho 16 ki jiski jhante na ho.
Girl:Gulab k phool me log kante nahi dekhte.chut marne wale kabhi jhante nahi dekte.

Hakeem K Paas

Ek aourat subha mohalay k hakeem k paas gayi or boli,
Kia mere husband ko dawai aap ne de thee?
Hakeem : haan
Aourat : to phuda bhe apni maa ka dena tha

Asteefa

Mainay asteefa nahi dia faraz.
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Lun pay charay zardari lun pay chahray nawaz
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BehenChod

Bush 2 Sardar:
Yahan har baat py BehenChod BehenChod kehty hain, what is meant by this?
Sardar: Matlab ‘Watan se Mohabbat kerne wala.‘
Then Bush in speech in India said,
“O Baharat ky BehenChodo mein bhi 1 bohat bara BehenChod hoon per Gandhi sab se bara BehenChod tha“